[Provided there is a routine]

The devotion to ritual exhibited by the average toddler in regard to his bedtime routine would make a 19th-century English butler look like a free spirit.

Miss Manners' Guide to Rearing Perfect Children

It's a long way

It had quickly become a popular marching song for other parts of the army but by the end of the year it had lost its appeal for men trapped in the hell of the Western Front. New arrivals were howled down if anyone started to sing it.

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Margaret Thatcher does the dead parrot sketch

Только, мне кажется, не было нужды столько это играть -- вполне можно было остановиться после первой фразы, все ведь поняли, о чем речь.