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ermenengilda) wrote2010-01-31 02:34 pm
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A gentleman is apt to take things up wrong, particularly if he wants to
One Scottish gentleman, on being asked by a coy lady, 'Do tell me, is there anything worn under your kilt?' replied stiffly, 'Madam, to the best of my knowledge everything under my kilt is in perfect working order.'
Douglas Sutherland
The English Gentleman
Douglas Sutherland
The English Gentleman